when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
*dies laughing*
captain jack, rory williams, and clara oswin oswald all walk into a bar
they all die
captain jack walks out of the bar
clara oswin oswald walks into a different bar
rory williams appears in a bar in the past