how many Hogwarts students does it take to change a light-bulb?
1 Slytherin to break it
1 Gryffindor to volunteer to climb the ladder and change it
3 Hufflepuffs to hold the ladder and insure the safety of the Gryffindor student
and 1 Ravenclaw to point out that they could have just used magic
I’ve been staying with my boyfriend at his parent’s place for the past couple weeks for the holidays. We were discussing how I would be able to get my shit together for rent and such over the next couple months as I am unemployed. Our plans seemed to be going smoothly….
That is until I come home and find my roommate has unilaterally decided to get rid of comcast without telling me anything while I was away.Like, I don’t mind that there isn’t any comcast at our place. I totally am ok with that, they are overpriced. But, I’m unemployed and my only devices require wireless internet, and now that is gone… Um…. She royally fucked me over and didn’t even tell me so I could prepare. Like, WTF? She decides not to tell me but to expect me to pay the rent worth covering that bill for this month as well. I’m sorry but that’s just a huge no-no in my book. We’re both on the lease, if she wanted to get rid of it or get comcast out of her name, she could have told me. Instead she didn’t, and now I’m at my boyfriend’s place on his wifi so I’m not stuck in such a lurch.
I want to be a Hobbit so badly.
1. You eat at least 7 times a day.
2. You’re short and cute.
3. It’s perfectly acceptable to be chubby.
4. Hobbits can go unseen or unheard if they wish (little ninjas perfect for adventuring… even if it’s frowned upon).
5. The Shire is beautiful.
6. Most adorable homes.
7. Perfect little curly hair.
8. Can walk around barefoot.
I see no downsides to this.
But that is part of the tun!
Friendly reminder that 2014 is the 100th anniversary of Maes Hughes’ death
Ringing in the new year watching Tangled after playing board games and card games, while sipping champagne and imported scotch at my boyfriend’s parents place.
Overall: Awesome way to say goodbye to 2013.